ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

kamwise-gamgee:

naomster:

toni-tan:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”

What happens if you sleep with a moose?

You die.

NO

but what if I get hungry?

doctorsassyhats:

uncontrollable-tongalloes:

I have a baguette and I have no clue what to do with it.

You should draw on a mustache and pretend to be a french man! (take a picture!) 

or you know…You could make a sandwich. 

hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower

I have a baguette and I have no clue what to do with it.

youthfairy:

i think i could spend hours reading what people wrote on this

osamah:

hoarr:

marjoree:

For dogs that bite the Japanese have invented Quack — a less threatening looking muzzle.

FINALLY

the japanese do everything right

orgygami:

when theres a long intro before a music video

ameliaulation: