when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”
What happens if you sleep with a moose?
but what if I get hungry?
I have a baguette and I have no clue what to do with it.
You should draw on a mustache and pretend to be a french man! (take a picture!)
or you know…You could make a sandwich.
hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
i think i could spend hours reading what people wrote on this
For dogs that bite the Japanese have invented Quack — a less threatening looking muzzle.
the japanese do everything right
when theres a long intro before a music video